June 24, 2007

Ya know Yer a Redneck when…

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:04 pm by ogle3

…Your son insists that he is the brother of the baby he carries in his stomache.

Yeah, you read that right.  We’re getting close to those “there comes a time in a man’s life” talks with Peyton, who believes he is pregnant (again).  I’ve heard of sympathetic fathers gaining weight with mommies-to-be, but if my son goes from 40 to 70 in the next seven and a half months, we might need to see a therapist.

Or maybe we could make some money in scientific research projects.

Or at the very least we could get our 15 minutes of fame on Jerry Springer.

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